From McSweeney’s: Congratulations, parents. I have come into your home as a birthday/Christmas/Daddy-hasn’t-been-around-in-a-while present. Consider it a blessing. I am your child’s newest interlocking block system, and I am not compatible with any other blocks they own. […] There are certain things one must know when owning me. My pieces only fit into each other …
XKCD 2434: Having seen some posts on Nextdoor about vaccination, and understanding that Nextdoor is an accurate microcosm of the world, this comic seems incredibly accurate.
XKCD 2332: And, of course, the alt text nails it: The Wirecutter staff called the Herman Miller Siege Perilous “the most cursed product we’ve ever had to fight” and “nearly as immortal as it boasts.”
From XKCD 2312:
How To Deliver Christmas Presents https://t.co/TYddPLEpuq https://t.co/qovY1aWkbc pic.twitter.com/MkqjzmFPh3 — XKCD Comic (@xkcdComic) November 27, 2019
Unreachable State https://t.co/6YNkKWcl0Z https://t.co/5XFLNJNaw4 pic.twitter.com/K6uog2KMJ6 — XKCD Comic (@xkcdComic) September 9, 2019