I’m Your Child’s New Interlocking Block System and I’m Incompatible With Every Other Block They Own

From McSweeney’s: Congratulations, parents. I have come into your home as a birthday/Christmas/Daddy-hasn’t-been-around-in-a-while present. Consider it a blessing. I am your child’s newest interlocking block system, and I am not compatible with any other blocks they own. […] There are certain things one must know when owning me. My pieces only fit into each other …

Cursed Chair

XKCD 2332: And, of course, the alt text nails it: The Wirecutter staff called the Herman Miller Siege Perilous “the most cursed product we’ve ever had to fight” and “nearly as immortal as it boasts.”