Oh, The Irony

TRUMP: If you criticize America you should leave forever GOP: yeah don’t you dare criticize America! TRUMP: anyway here’s a list of US cities that are garbage — Jake Maccoby (@jdmaccoby) July 29, 2019

Whiskey, Uranium, and a Rattlesnake

Sometimes I wonder why I do this. But then, in a single news cycle, a couple gets arrested for driving around with whiskey, uranium, and a rattlesnake. The door flies off an armored truck. And a bunch of pig guts get dumped on a highway. — A Crime a Day (@CrimeADay) July 12, 2019

Amash is Unabashed

To tell these American citizens (most of whom were born here) to “go back” to the “crime infested places from which they came” is racist and disgusting. https://t.co/sIAqg8bTIb — Justin Amash (@justinamash) July 14, 2019

Republican Morality

Mike Pence stormed out of the Colts game because players kneeled. Stormed! But seeing kids behind bars, desperate men chanting “no showers”— for that he calmly stuck around and told us how well the prisoners were treated. — Bryan Behar (@bryanbehar) July 14, 2019