Carly Ray Adsense

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy But here’s a vast quantity of info from every web site I’ve visited in the past ten years So serve some ads to me maybe — mikeash (@mikeash) February 11, 2019

Wine Crimes

NOTE: @CrimeADay would like to apologize to you single people who thought you had something to be happy about. The limit for you is 100 gallons per year. There is, however, no federal limit on private cat ownership. — A Crime a Day (@CrimeADay) February 10, 2019

Voting Holiday

Officials in Sandusky, Ohio have decided their city will no longer observe Columbus Day as a holiday and will swap it with Election Day instead. This will give workers in municipal offices throughout the city the day off on Election Day. This needs to happen everywhere. — Ricky Davila (@TheRickyDavila) February 7, 2019

Bezos Dick Pics

Jeff Bezos being applauded by the whole world for telling us about his penis is a legendary power move. https://t.co/YXD75AWPTm — Mike Duncan (@mikeduncan) February 8, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/engineershope February 08, 2019 at 09:53AM

Apple Mail Message Script

Here’s a cool post with an AppleScript that lets you create a link to an Apple Mail message anywhere on your Mac.https://t.co/M72eYTTBVV And here’s a demonstration video.https://t.co/a1MKjqwTZu — David Sparks (@MacSparky) February 5, 2019 February 07, 2019 at 09:56AM

The Deficit

R’s: Clinton is blowing up deficit! Clinton eliminates deficit. Bush wins. Bush blows up deficit. Cheney: Deficits don’t matter! Obama wins. R’s: Obama is blowing up deficit! Obama reduces deficit. Trump wins. Trump blows up deficit. Mulvaney: Nobody cares about deficits! — Michael Grunwald (@MikeGrunwald) February 6, 2019 February 07, 2019 at 09:57AM

Robots

“Robots can’t take your job if you are already retired.” Brilliant. — Matt Edwards (@engineershope) February 5, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/engineershope February 05, 2019 at 06:24PM

Verizon’s Super Bowl Ad

The thing about Verizon having fire fighters in its Super Bowl commercials is that it seems the company has forgot about throttling data to first responders during the recent California fires. — Ryan Mac (@RMac18) February 4, 2019 from Twitter https://twitter.com/engineershope February 05, 2019 at 05:30PM via IFTTT