We Can’t Teach Our Nuclear Plant Operators About Critical Reactor Theory and Risk Them Learning About Radiation

From McSweeney’s: As the chief engineer of this nuclear power plant, it is my responsibility to ensure that the plant continues to operate as safely and efficiently as possible. But recently, there has been a growing fringe movement among certain scientists and academics advocating a dangerous educational doctrine that threatens the very fabric of our …

Money Stuff – Comes with Popcorn

From June 2: “Beginning today, shareholders can sign up to receive special offers and investor updates by registering at amctheatres.com/stockholders. Investors who sign up starting today and in the coming weeks will be awarded with an initial free large popcorn usable this summer when attending a movie at an AMC theatre in the United States. …

Aliens!

I mean…probably. 🤷‍♂️ Opinion | I was abducted by aliens. What I saw on their spaceship turned me into a conservative. — New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) May 19, 2021 Although the tweet should say “Republicans”. Conservative is a viewpoint; Republican is a political party composed of various folks, some of whom certainly believe they …

Enter the Jared?

Opinion | Enter the Jared? The former first son-in-law kept the peace in Israel for four years. Can Biden swallow his pride and send Mr. Kushner back to Jerusalem? — New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) May 18, 2021